Dancing Lollipops!!!

My newest edition to my hand drawn illustrations: Dancing Lollipops! Who wouldn't like a cute dancing lollipop?

Available for purchase on Redbubble! Get a duvet cover, phone wallet, or scarf with this design!

Dancing Lollipops

"Morbid Humor" Collection on Redbubble!

This series is not for the faint of heart. This is for those who possess a particular sense of humor. A "Game of Thrones"- esque, old school video gamer sense of humor. It is a series of digital pixel illustrations featuring the more unpleasant forms of punishment used during the Dark Ages and the Medieval period. The most horrid part is the use of pop culture references. The horror, the horror!

All are available for purchase on Redbubble. Get it on a postcard to send to a friend, a pillow so you can rest your head, or a sticker so you can put it anywhere! (The copyright will not be on the finished product.)

How's It Hanging?

This is a play on words. Also, it should be self explanatory.

Nice Rack

This is in reference to the "rack", a machine that 

would pull the intended victim's arms and legs to 

get a confession out of them. It is, also, a reference 

to a slang term for a person't bust.

Stay Right There

This piece features Vlad the Impaler's 

favorite way to keep people in one place.

Cat Scratch Fever

This piece's title is in reference to a torture 

device called the "Cat's Paw". It was shaped 

like cat claws and they were used to rip off 

skin of the woeful victim.

Whip It Good

This piece's title is in reference to an 80's classic

 and Devo's one hit wonder "Whip It". 

The picture features a man whipping someone else.

This Beat Is Hawt!

This wasn't necessarily used in medieval times, 

although they would burn feet. But it was found 

in a fairy tale in which an evil witch is forced to 

put on flaming hot metal shoes and 'dances' her 

way to death. "Hawt" is actually an acronym that 

stands for "Having A Wonderful Time" 

while also meaning "hot".

We Will Rock You

This depicts a classic stoning during which the

 intended victim would be pelted with stones 

until his demise. It also references Queen's 

stadium anthem, "We Will Rock You".

Hot In Herre

This features a victim being burned to death. 

The title is in reference to Nelly's "Getting Hot in Here".

Saw You There

This one is a play on words. It features a death

 by sawing, during which the victim would be hung 

upside down by his legs and would be sawed 

in half through the groin while still alive.

Give Head

This features a classic beheading with the head 

decorating the end of a pike. It also features a 

double entendre that should be self-explanatory. 

It is always better to give than to receive.

Take A Break

This features the infamous wheel to which the 

intended victim would be strapped down 

and turned over a spit of nails with the sharp ends 

turned towards the victim. The title of the 

piece is simply a play on words.

Quarterly Review

This features one of the oldest forms of execution in France. 

Each of the victim's limbs was tied to four horses. The horses 

were then made to take off in different directions thereby 

pulling the victim apart. Hence the title, "Quarterly Review".

You Wanna Piece A This?!

You wanna piece of this? You know you wanna!

Part of my hand drawn series available for purchase on Redbubble! Let the world know that you want a piece of that pizza pie by getting this design on a chiffon top, a pair of leggings, or a tablet skin!

You Wanna Piece A This?

Kraken Hugs Are the Best Hugs!

Kraken hugs are the best hugs! But don't take my word for it! I've never had one... :'(

Part of my hand drawn series available for purchase on Redbubble now! Get Captain Nemo's favorite adversary's misinterpreted gesture of love on a sticker, tote bag, or even a greeting card!

Kraken Hugs!

You Did This On... PORPOISE!

Get it?! It's a porpoise and there's a play on words and everything! I'm here all week!

Part of my hand drawn series available for purchase on Redbubble! Get your favorite dad joke on a mug, phone case, or pillow!

You Did This On.... PORPOISE!

Audrey Hepburn Gift Tags & Vintage Cars Gift Tags

Audrey Hepburn Gift Tags

It has been a long time! That's all the explanation I'm giving you!

Audrey Hepburn Gift Tags

Available at $25, these twenty four gift tags are perfect for those who love the elegance of Audrey Hepburn! Want to add some class to your gifts? The unforgettable Audrey Hepburn is the perfect solution!

They are approximately 2 and a half inches by 2 inches. They have a sticker on the back where you can write the recipients name. This includes all 24 tags.

These are one of a kind: once they are gone, they are gone! THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES AVAILABLE.

Vintage Cars Gift Tags

Vintage Cars Gift Tags

On sale at $13, these gift tags are perfect for those who love the timeless quality of vintage cars! The final secret weapon for the great gift you got for Father's Day or his birthday!

They are approximately 2 inches by 2 and a half inches. They have a sticker on the back where you can write the recipients name. This includes all 12 tags.

These are one of a kind: once they are gone, they are gone! THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES AVAILABLE.

My Ebay: Twilight, Perfume Bottles, and Egyptian Daggers

Check out my stuff on Ebay! I will post more soon! Here are the items for sale now:

SOLD!!!!! Bid on a set of Egyptian Daggers starting at $20.00 plus shipping.

Image copyright 2013
by Kara  Muller.

Image copyright 2013 by Kara Muller.

Two short daggers with an Egyptian motif. Using the figures like that of Osiris and Isis, the rulers of the Ancient Egyptian gods. I think they are merely collectible, meant to be hung on a wall. I have never used them and do not recommend using them as more then just decoration - the blades are very thin and probably wouldn't stand a beating. They are very beautiful in person, with a nice sheen to them. They are approximately 13.75 inches in length with the handle. The blades are about 8 inches in length. They are in excellent condition, though I do not have the original box.

SOLD!!!! Bid on a set of cute Britney Spears Perfume Bottles and Sexy Graffiti by Escada starting at $0.99 plus shipping.

Image copyright 2013 by Kara Muller.

A collection of three small glass bottles that used to hold perfume. They were Britney Spears 'Fantasy' and 'Curious' and Escada's 2002 perfume 'Sexy Graffiti'. They are adorable little bottles. Unfortunately, I do not have their original boxes.

Buy the Stephenie Meyer Book Collection and Poster Collection for $99.98 + shipping.

Image copyright 2013 by Kara Muller.

Image copyright 2013
by Kara Muller.

Stephenie Meyer Book Collection and Poster Collection: Consists of the
- a paperback version of 'Twilight',
- a paperback version of 'New Moon',
- a hardcover of 'Eclipse',
- a hardcover of 'The Second Short Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella',
- a hardcover of 'Breaking Dawn',
- a hardcover of 'The Host'.
- four posters of Edward and Jacob.

All of the hardcover books have their dust jackets, have only been read once, and are in great condition. However, the special edition hardcover of 'Eclipse' came with a poster and a set of iron ons with the words 'Team Edward' and 'Team Jacob'. The iron ons are gone, but the poster is still there - it's the dust jacket.

The posters are a one-of-the-kind set of keepsakes made from glitter card stock. Two of them feature the likeness of Robert Pattinson who plays Edward Cullen in the movies and the words 'Team Edward' in cursive font. The other two feature the likeness of Taylor Lautner who played Jacob Black in the movies and the words 'Team Jacob' in playful       all-caps.

Bridal Shower Umbrella SOLD!!!

Image copyright 2013
by Kara Muller.

I had already purchased the umbrella from another seller at a craft show that I was attending. I had bought it because I thought it was pretty and I'm a sucker for fluffy stuff.

Image copyright 2013
by Kara Muller.

Anyway, it laid in my room for a few years before I found it again and realized it should have a second life with someone else. It already had some wonderful lace covering it (even on the inside), so I just wanted to perk it up some before selling it.

Image copyright
2013
by Kara Muller.

Image copyright 2013
by Kara Muller.

So I gave it a bit of a crafty face-lift:

* cleaned the handle,
* redecorated it with new flowers on the inside,
* added more of those same flowers to cover up the ugly metal prongs on the end,
* added a huge bow to cover up the metal tip at the top,
* used a tiny bit of bleach on some dark spots

Image copyright 2013
by Kara Muller.

Image copyright 2013
by Kara Muller.

And voila, beautiful once again!

I've called it a bridal shower umbrella, but it can also be used as a prop in a theatre production or what have you!

To buy it, go here to my Etsy store listing. To see more pictures of it, go here to my Facebook page photo album "Projects 2013". Be sure to 'like' my page while you're there and have a great day!

Framed Audrey Hepburn Photographs on Etsy!!!

I have finally framed some of the beautiful pictures I have of the wonderful and talented Audrey Hepburn. There are now on sale at my Etsy store! Links below.

"Audrey Hepburn (born Audrey Kathleen Ruston; 4 May 1929 – 20 January 1993) was a British actress and humanitarian. Recognised as both a film and fashion icon, Hepburn was active during Hollywood's Golden Age. She has since been ranked as the third greatest female screen legend in the history of American cinema and been placed in the International Best Dressed List Hall of Fame.

"Born in Ixelles, a district of Brussels, Hepburn spent her childhood between Belgium, England and the Netherlands, including German-occupied Arnhem during the Second World War. In Amsterdam, she studied ballet with Sonia Gaskell before moving to London in 1948 to continue ballet training with Marie Rambert and perform as a chorus girl in West End musical theatre productions.

"After appearing in several British films and starring in the 1951 Broadway play "Gigi", Hepburn played the Academy Award-winning lead role in Roman Holiday (1953). Later performing in successful films like "Sabrina" (1954), "The Nun's Story" (1959), "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (1961), "Charade" (1963), "My Fair Lady" (1964) and "Wait Until Dark" (1967), Hepburn received Academy Award, Golden Globe and BAFTA nominations and accrued a Tony Award for her theatrical performance in the 1954 Broadway play, "Ondine". Hepburn remains one of few people who have won Academy, Emmy, Grammy, and Tony Awards.

She appeared in fewer films as her life went on, devoting much of her later life to UNICEF. Although contributing to the organisation since 1954, she worked in some of the most profoundly disadvantaged communities of Africa, South America and Asia between 1988 and 1992. She was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in recognition of her work as a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador in late 1992, but a month later, aged 63, Hepburn died of appendiceal cancer at her home in Switzerland in early 1993." (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn)

Beautiful Audrey Hepburn Framed Photograph

This beautiful black and white photograph of the smokey-eyed Audrey Hepburn is perfect for those longing to have some old Hollywood glamour and charm to their humble abode.

This glossy photograph comes with a plastic black frame, approximately 11 inches by 14 inches, ready to hang anywhere.

Black and White Audrey Hepburn Framed Photograph With A Dash of Red

This black and white photograph features the familiar yet always entrancing Audrey Hepburn.  The color of passionate burnt sienna was added for those who prefer a dash of drama.

Miss Audrey Hepburn Black and White Framed Photograph

This photograph features the serenely staring Audrey Hepburn, with an almost Mona Lisa-esque smile on her charming face.

This glossy photograph comes with a plastic black frame, approximately 11 inches by 14 inches, ready to hang anywhere.

Audrey Hepburn Wearing A Floral Dress Framed Photograph

The charming smile of Audrey Hepburn is perfect for those longing to have some old Hollywood glamour and charm to their humble abode. The bright colors of rhodamine and canary yellow were brushed on to add to the cheerfulness of the portrait. After all, this is a photograph taken on the night she won her Oscar for her noble role in "Roman Holiday".

Audrey Hepburn In A Hat Framed Photograph

This beautiful black and white photograph of the smokey-eyed Audrey Hepburn is perfect for those longing to have some old Hollywood glamour and charm to their humble abode.

This glossy photograph comes with a plastic black frame, approximately 11 inches by 14 inches, ready to hang anywhere.

"Team Edward" Glitter Posters Available!!!

I have made two mini posters for fans of Team Edward of the Twilight saga!

Team Edward Cullen Glitter Poster

These posters are perfect for the girl who craves for a little more of Team Edward. Features Edward Cullen from the Twilight series and made from black and silver glitter card stock paper to represent his cool vampire style!

It is 12 inches by 12 inches. I used a spray glue so it will always be flat and won't curl. One of a kind gift and every one of the glitter posters is an original!

This is a one-of-a-kind footlong poster! Perfect for those who want an original keepsake no one else will have! (It doesn't come in a frame, but it will be shipped very carefully to retain its shape.)

All items in my shop are ready to ship. Everything is handmade and one-of-a-kind unless otherwise stated.

View the rest of my wares at http://www.etsy.com/shop/KaraKreative! Happy shopping!

Team Edward Glitter Poster