Showing posts with label musical review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label musical review. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

"The Nutcracker": Mariinsky Ballet 2007

The Mariinsky Theater. Picture found here.
So I have recently been reading Christmas fairy tales and stories as is my custom around this time of year. And I found my Little Golden Books edition of The Nutcracker. While I enjoyed the illustrations, I thought the story was a bit short and I was a bit perplexed by the fact that they failed to use the original author's name on the cover.

So I tracked it down and found this: "The Nutcracker and the Mouse King" by E. T. A. Hoffmann. And for free. And much shorter than its fourteen chapters would have you think. And it's spaced so nicely on the webpage that I don't have to crane my neck back and forth across the whole screen to read it and I wish all public domain material was like this...  But I digress. The most concise way to summarize the story is to state that it is about a girl who is sometimes called Clara and sometimes called by her original name of Marie, who falls in love with a Nutcracker, who is actually a boy, who is a king of Candyland-Dolls, who has some problems with R. O. U. S.s (Rats Of Unusual Size) or is it actually R. O. U. N. O. H.s (Rats Of Unusual Number of Heads)?

Found picture here.
This is also the man who wrote "The Sandman", which I haven't read yet. He does look like a man who would make up a magical being that puts people to sleep all of the time. I used this picture so I could use that joke and because all of the other pictures looked hideous. (Just read an abridged version of the story: it's about a narcissistic man who falls in love, goes insane, and kills himself. The legendary Sandman is in it; he steals children's eyes.)

Here is a short summary of his life found on the webpage Wikipedia: "Ernst Theodor Wilhelm Hoffmann (24 January 1776 – 25 June 1822), better known by his pen name E. T. A. Hoffmann (Ernst Theodor Amadeus Hoffmann), was a German Romantic author of fantasy and horror, a jurist, composer, music critic, draftsman and caricaturist. His stories form the basis of Jacques Offenbach's famous opera 'The Tales of Hoffmann', in which Hoffman appears (heavily fictionalized) as the hero. He is also the author of the novella 'The Nutcracker and the Mouse King', on which the famous ballet 'The Nutcracker' is based. The ballet 'Coppélia' is based on two other stories that Hoffmann wrote, while Schumann's 'Kreisleriana' is based on Hoffmann's character Johannes Kreisler.

"Hoffmann's stories were very influential during the 19th century, and he is one of the major authors of the Romantic movement."

The Snow Queen.
Picture found here.
As "The Nutcracker" is a very famous ballet I thought I could do with some ballet and proceeded to look for it on Youtube. I've only ever heard of the American version which is all kinds of sweet and sappy fairy tale. 

The one I clicked on was a lot different from what I was expecting. Starring the Mariinsky Ballet and based in St. Petersburg, Russia. Using the famous music of composer, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Since it did premiere there in December 1892, maybe they decided to take a different spin on it. The video was uploaded in June 2013, but it was performed on January 2nd, 2007. 

Trust me, it's endearing.
Picture found here.
It's quite creepy, in a beautiful way. The only thing I could equal it to is Tim Burton, but I know there are many people who would throw up at the very suggestion and chase me around with pitchforks and torches. While all of the costumes were amazing, some were gorgeous and some were freaky and I appreciated the effect Costume Designer, Mikhail Shemiakin and Director, Valery Gergiev were trying to make.

The Nutcracker's mask is terrifying at first and then, for me anyway, endearing after the first two scenes. Someone described Drosselmeier (played by Anton Adasinsky) as looking like Nosferatu which is a pretty apt description of him. Although he is missing his trademark eyepatch but sporting a hump on his back. Not sure what to make of that design or his seeming relationship to the rats. Or at least that Cardinal Rat or whatever that guy is.

Found picture here.
The dancers were brilliant! I particularly enjoyed the woman who played Clara, in this version called Masha (played by Irina Golub), she was magnificent. And the young man who played the Nutcracker (played by either Alexander Kulikov or Leonid Sarafanov) was so cute and sooo young! I was under the impression that they usually had young adults play the part. I felt bad glancing at his junk. (Is this art form too 'high-brow' for me to be making this comment? But it was right there, you can't blame me for looking!)

Overall, it was a great and an unusual performance. It was haunting and spectacular. An interesting take on a traditional holiday classic.

4 out of 5 en pointes.
You can also find it on Youtube, if you prefer to watch it there:

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Musical Review: "Elisabeth: Das Musical Live aus dem Theater an der Wien"

Picture taken from here.
"Elisabeth is a Viennese, German-language musical commissioned by the Vereinigte Bühnen Wien (VBW), with book/lyrics by Michael Kunze and music by Sylvester Levay. It portrays the life and death of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, wife of Emperor Franz Joseph I. It has been translated into seven languages and seen by over ten million spectators worldwide, making it the most successful German-language musical of all time.

"The musical tells the story of Elisabeth ("Sisi") played by the amazing Maya Hakvoort, the Empress of Austria, from her engagement and marriage in 1854 to her murder in 1898 at the hands of the Italian anarchist Luigi Lucheni (Serkan Kaya), through the lens of her growing obsession with Death (Máté Kamarás) as her marriage and her empire crumble around her at the turn of the century.

"The show opens in the 'nightly world of the dead and the dreamers', where Luigi Lucheni is being interrogated by a Judge as to why he has murdered the Empress Elisabeth. Lucheni claims that he did no more than what Elisabeth herself wanted, since all her life Elisabeth has been in love with Death himself - and vice versa. As his witnesses, Lucheni brings back the dead aristocracy of the bygone era and takes us to the past, where he serves as a sarcastic narrator of the events that lead to the transformation of the sweet and innocent Sisi to the revered and infamous Elisabeth, Empress of Austria and Hungary, and her decline through later years until her assassination." (Source here.)

Maya Hakvoort as Elisabeth and Mate Kamaras as Der Tod/Death.
Picture found here.
Now, it would seem that I have given away the plot, but if you're a fan of European history, specifically the royal houses, then you might already know of the 'romantically' tragic circumstances of the Empress Elisabeth. I should also note that while this musical is not very well known to people in the United States, and other English-speaking countries, I assume, it has been staged in Germany, Japan, Finland, Sweden, Hungary, the Netherlands, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, and South Korea. As such, it is the most popular musical to come out of Germany. I'm sure it will be translated eventually, though the symbolism used in the musical might need some toning down before it hits up the American audience, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Michael Shawn Lewis
as Raoul.
You're welcome.
Picture found here.
The only reason I found out about this musical is because I have an odd fascination with Michael Shawn Lewis, I saw him onstage as Raoul in "The Phantom of the Opera" in 2005 and he is the most handsome man I have ever seen in person. Anyway, he played the Kaiser, Elisabeth's husband, Franz Joseph I, on the stage in Essen, Germany in 2001. You can see some of that performance here and here. And as an added bonus, here he is playing Rudolf in another charity performance of some sort; he's kind of too tall for that part, but still, gotta love those leather pants! 

(From L to R) Andre Bauer,
Maya Hakvoort, and Mate Kamaras.
Picture found here.
Onto the DVD:

The story was already very compelling, but Michael Kunze and Sylvester Levay did a masterful job interpreting the history and bringing it to life on the stage. What I liked most was that the characters weren't stick thin portrayals of the real people. They made mistakes, they weren't aware of things and they were very emotional, which I loved. Elisabeth could've easily been just a poor victim of some horrible mental abuse at the hands of her mother-in-law and, to a lesser extent, her foolish husband. But no, they had it so that you knew that she had some flaws. Mind you, they were minor faults in comparison to what she ended up dealing with.

An example of the set:
a picture frame that the
actress steps out of.
Picture found here.
The sets and costumes are absolutely gorgeous! Reinhard Heinrich was in charge of the wonderful costumes and Erich Dorfinger was responsible for the sumptuous set designs. I loved the dream world quality to everything.

Now, I don't know much of the story, I've never read about Empress Elisabeth (which I will remedy as soon as possible), but I have read that the Kaiser did in fact love his wife and that shows. But he was in thrall to his mother to such an extent as to let her hurt Sisi. That seems pretty stupid of him, (Spoiler alert) especially since she keeps leaving because of it and he doesn't seem to change his behavior after that. It's a shame he lost so many of his relatives, helped start World War I, and created the foundation for a future Nazi party. It makes me question whether I'm even supposed to like this character, because I do feel very sorry for him. André Bauer played him very well with this certain amount of detached sentiment. 

Serkan Kaya as Luigi Lucheni.
Picture found here.
The narrator, Luigi Lucheni, played by Serkan Kaya, was amazing! I expected not to like him and he was so funny and I connected with him in a way that I couldn't connect with the royals. Another stand out was Johann Ebert who played the young version of Crown Prince Rudolf and he was so cute and adorable! Also, an awesome performer for such a young thing. 

Máté Kamarás was fantastic as Der Tod, or the personification of Death. He has such an unusual voice and an incredible stage presence. Cold but sexy, too. 

The music is nothing short of amazing! So many great songs: 'Der Letzte Tanz', 'Ich Gehor Nur Mir', 'Elisabeths Schlafzimmer', 'Nichts, Nichts, Gar Nichts', 'Der Schatten Werden Langer', 'Eine Terrasse Bei Cap Martin', and 'An Deck Der Sinkenden Welt'.

If I had one criticism to this dvd, it would be that every time a scene ended, they would cut away to the audience and every time I felt like it was taking me out of the performance a little bit. And I found that annoying. Don't break the spell damnit!

This gets 5 out of 5 tragic comedy masks!
I totally recommend this DVD if you enjoy musicals and don't mind just watching and listening to a foreign language because there weren't any subtitle options. The music is fantastic and a feast for the eyes. I hope that one day this is translated into English so I can understand it a bit more clearly. I would like to get a copy of the performance that happened in Essen, Germany in 2001, so I can see my man, as well as Pia Douwes and Jesper Tyden! But until I can scrounge one up, this one is perfect.

UPDATE: If you wanted to watch the whole show, with English subtitles no less, go here.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

"Starship" Musical Review

"Starship" album cover.
Another musical from the wonderful and talented bunch of Starkid Productions. For the first time in my life, I wish I lived in Chicago. This musical is called "Starship" and was written by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, Brian Holden, and Joseph Walker.

"Starship" poster.
"Starship" centers around the life of Bug, an unusual bug who lives in a hive where everybody is given a job that is decided by the Overqueen of the hive and they have to do their job for the good of the hive. Bug wishes more than anything to become a nobel Starship Ranger. The Overqueen places him in the Hatchery, where he shoves eggs in living mammals chests. Through luck (or is it?) Bug finds an unconscious Starship Ranger named February in the Hatchery and proceeds to help her find her way back to her spaceship. Bug is almost killed for his betrayal of the hive's safety for letting the ranger go, but his friend Roach, who happens to be the Overqueen's new lover, saves him.

Joey Richter (R) and
Dylan Saunders kick it up a notch.
A bug named Pincer that happens to live on the same planet as the hive hears of Bug's plight and wishes to help him find a way to bring the humans back to the planet, surely just out of the kindness of his heart and not out of the groaning of his stomach for human brains. Then Bug is given a human body which he can control psychically. Bug joins the humans on their ship and all sorts of shenanigans happen henceforth.

Brant Cox as Roach.



I'm sorry, I can't put anymore than that without ruining the story for everybody, but you get the idea. Lots of love and acceptance and overcoming the evils of an intergalactic force. Oh...did I mention there's puppets? Yeah, it's pretty awesome!

From left to right: Joe Moses, Lauren Lopez,
Joseph Walker, Dylan Saunders, and Julia Albain.


The story took up a lot of time on this musical. But it was a remarkable and very humorous production. I would've gladly shelled out money to watch this live, although the quality of the Youtube videos simply can't be beat. The bad guys were fantastically evil. I loved the rip on "That G. L. E. E.! Always making crazy adaptations of everything!"



There wasn't as much singing in this one (there was a lot of story to go through). But what was there was excellent! Particularly, "Kick It Up A Notch" sung by Dylan Saunders, Brian Holden, and Jaime-Lyn Beatty. "I Wanna Be" was a great way to open the show. "Hideous Creatures" was a funny way of showing how both species view each other. "Beauty" was wonderful and reminded me a lot of Disney's "The Lion King".

Lauren Lopez on Joseph Walker.
The actors were the usual suspects: Joey Richter as Bug, Denise Donovan as February, Dylan Saunders as Pincer and Tootsie-Noodles, Lauren Lopez as ass-kicking Taz and lovesick Bugette, Brian Holden as Junior, and Joseph Walker as Up, Brant Cox as Roach, and Megan Stephlen as Mega-Girl. The musical also starred Julia Albain, Joe Moses, Jim Povolo, and Jamie-Lyn Beatty.

I gave this show a 4.5 out of 5. I would've liked more singing, but that would've made the show way too long so understandably they put humor instead. I liked this one a lot.



"Me and My Dick" Musical Review

*WARNING: Strong and crude language. Not for the faint of heart. Avert your eyes.*

Brian Holden (L) and Nicholas
Joseph Strauss Matathia.
"Me and My Dick" album cover.
"Me and My Dick" was written by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, Eric Kahn Gale, and Brian Holden with music by A. J. Holmes and Darren Criss. I wasn't sure if I would actually watch this one because of its title. I can't believe someone could actually write a musical based on their dick experiences. I'm glad Freud isn't still around because he would possibly make these people certifiably insane. Although maybe he would enjoy it.... Hard to tell.

Devin Lytle as
Ms. Cooter
Anyway, I really enjoyed this musical. I cringed through the first scene because I honestly didn't know what to expect. I had expectations of people singing, but not a singing dick. That's literally the character's name: Dick. He's (it's?) played by Joseph Walker. The first scene also introduces us to a character named Joey Richter, played by Joey Richter, who owns Dick the way most men usually own their dicks, although his tends to get him in trouble. Both of these characters seek to get laid with the popular girl at school. They might also like to fall in love. Meanwhile, their next door neighbor already loves him but they don't like her because she's a bit geeky. So, the usual love story but with penises and va-ja-jas that sing.

Brian Holden as Flopsy
It wasn't until I got to the second scene that I decided to continue watching it. The deciding factor was Ms. Cooter, played by the talented Devin Lytle. I loved her character. I especially loved Nicholas Joseph (*breathe*) Strauss Matathia's character The Old Snatch. It feels a bit unusual to say that my two favorite characters are dancing and singing pussies. I'm not sure if that makes me sexist or a lesbian or both. (I just want to state right here that I am not a lesbian. Not that there is anything wrong with that.....) And Brian Holden was fabulous as Flopsy.

About the music: The music was quite good. It's obvious that Starkid Productions hold themselves to high standards. The first song is "Me and My Dick" and it's catchy while also explaining the musical's story line. "I've Seen You Around Here Before" is a beautiful love song and has a hilarious reprise in another scene featuring Flopsy, Flopsy being the vagina of the pretty and popular girl. "Listen to Your Heart" and "Gotta Find His Dick" were funny and energizing. "Flight of the Pussies" was grand!

Joseph Walker as Dick (L) and Joey Richter as himself.

I give this musical 4 of 5 stars because of its originality, creativity, and humor. Watch it for yourself here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF0D250702C0684CD&feature=plcp

And buy their music at: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/me-and-my-dick-a-new-musical/id349723312



Thursday, May 17, 2012

"Holy Musical B@man" Musical Review

This is a little known musical production by Starkid Productions (the people responsible for 'AVery Potter Musical') that can be watched on Youtube at a URL I will put at the bottom of this blog entry so you will have to read the whole thing to get to it! Muahahahaahahaahaha!

Or you just skip the reading bit and just scroll down to the bottom. I'll try not to hate you forever.

But anyway, it is indeed called 'Holy Musical B@man' (which is also the title of the wonderful first number in the show). Anyway, I freaking loved the show! The music was catchy and awesome! The actors were hot and fantastic! The costumes and lighting and scenery was incredible!





The story is about.... BATMAN!!! What else do you need to know?! Batman, played by the delectable Joseph Walker, has a new archnemesis named Sweet Tooth, played by Jeff Blim, who has the best stage presence EVAR! (Yes, I spelled that wrong, which means it's even more epic than usual!) I also read the best comment, except now I can't find it, so I can't credit the person who wrote it. Oh well, here it is anyway, I'm sure they'll let me know: "If someone had told me before watching this video that I was about to fall in love with a man with blue hair and a pink suit, I would've punched them in the face!" lol Best comment evar!
His 'oh' face, I'm sure.

Also, Superman, played by Brian Holden, shows up and all of the jokes that can be made about Batman vs. Superman's superpowers are mentioned. There is also a song and dance between Batman and Robin, played by Nick Lang, and it is indeed as gay as it sounds. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hold me tight!





I think this is the only way Batman should be seen ever again! Not just dark and lonely and emo, but singing and wearing tights (screw that Christian Bale version!)

This is almost right up there with the George Clooney version, except it isn't horrible and not likely to blind you after a second viewing.

By the by, I think Joseph Walker shouldn't wear clothes as often as possible! Is that possible?

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96B8289ADF77A8C4&feature=plcp

UPDATE: I knew there was a reason I felt as if I had heard the "Rise Up, Rise Up" bad guys musical number, because it sounds very similiar to: "The Heart of Rock and Roll" by Huey Lewis and The News. They play this song at my work all of the time. I cry myself to sleep every night.




Wednesday, May 16, 2012

"Jersey Boys" Musical Review

Almost there....
I had a super-sweet time in New York City on May 12th! My friends and I had lunch at Applebee's and there was even a fair we had no idea was going to be there and I got some really awesome stuff!

'Jersey Boys' played in the
beautiful August Wilson Theatre.
We usually go to New York City once a year to see a show and this year it was 'Jersey Boys'. I didn't know too much before hand about this show, only that it was about a popular group from the 1960's. I didn't know much about them, or so I thought, until I borrowed a friend's cd. It turns out I already knew most of the music and what I didn't know I liked anyway!

The musical follows the story of the members of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons:

Frankie Valli, played by Jarrod Spector, the lead vocalist of the pop group,

Bob Gaudio, played by Quinn VanAntwerp, the keyboardist and main songwriter of the group,

Tommy DeVito, played by Andy Karl, the troublesome lead guitarist,

and Nick Massi, played by Matt Bogart, the bass guitarist.

I thought it was very well done. It had great music already, so that was good. The actors were very handsome as well as extremely talented. The story was compelling and funny and sad. It was a very good show. Tommy DeVito was the most funny and most 'Jersey' of all the characters. And I found Nick Massi's awkward stoicalness hilarious. It even has an actor in it that plays a young Joe Pesci, (yeah, that Joe Pesci - the actor), that was spot-on. I tried finding out who it was, but stupid Playbill doesn't update their website only but once a year. But he was adorable and I would take him home in a heartbeat!
So much praise!

I had a grand time, but I don't think it was the best musical I have seen. I still can't decide which one that would be though - toss-up between 'WICKED' and 'Les Mis' probably. 'How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying' (starring Daniel Radcliffe and John Larroquette) was also pretty awesome. And I can't forget my first love and the first show I saw on Broadway, 'The Phantom of the Opera'.

The only problem I had with the production, doesn't involve the musical at all. The audience..... was from New Jersey. That should say everything.


I must say, I was very happy overall though! It was a great time!